(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash     (Hanlon)
G D Em C Bm C D
Why do I (G) bother I donıt know (D)
Iıll turn (Em) off my radio
(C)Day after (Bm) day the air(C)waves are awash (D)
With (G) songs of ones in love (D)
And (Em) those who are out of
Thereıs just (C)not enough (D) songs about squash (G)

Maybe to (G)you itıs just a game (D)
Some(Em)where you heard the name
Not (C)for the claustro(Bm)phobic, a [C]pastime for the posh (D)
Without (G)sounding too peculiar (D)
If itıs the (Em)cardiovascular
Youıre [C]after then you (D) canıt go past squash (G)

(C)Netball, (Bm)t-ball, (Am)orienteering (G)
Are all worth a second hearing
(C)Football, handball, four-in-a-square
Are all (D)good but (C)they just (Bm)donıt (Am)compare

I (G) hope Iım speaking clearly (D)
(Em) because thereıs no not nearly
(C)enough (D) songs about (G) squash

A E F#m D C#m D E
A E F#m D E A

(A)Oh no itıs raining (E)
Weıll have to (F#m)cancel tennis training
But look (D)here, never (C#m)fear, throw (D)down that (E)mackintosh
I know a (A)game under a roof (E)
Itıs just (F#m)four walls and the truth
Itıs (D)fun, rain hail or (E)sun, itıs (A)squash

(D)Red dot, (C#m)green dot, (Bm)yellow dot ball (A)
Try and bounce it off the wall
(D)Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket
Canıt (E)some (D)DJ play a (C#m)squash song in their (Bm)bracket

No (A)Iım not trying to fool ya
(E)Itıll (F#m)either kill or cure ya (D)
(E)Itıs (A)squash

You see thereıs (D)not enough (E)songs
Thereıs (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs
Thereıs (D)not enough (E)songs about (F#m)squash 
Thereıs (D)not enough (E)songs
Thereıs (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs 
Thereıs (D)not enough (E)songs about (A)squash