Darren Hanlon - She Cuts Hair
(Early Days)

Tabbed by Simon - simon-and-ingrid@bigpond.com 

One of the best songs by this master of the whitty little ditty about the frivously inane....  Long Live Darren Hanlon!

Intro 

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She works 'cross the river from my house
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I work at getting to know her
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Over the bridge to the lonely town, to walk it's not that far

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Some days I make it my mission
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To drive right passed her salon
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I prefer to worship her from a car

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I am going to the Jeans West acid-wash sale
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'Cause I know that she'll be there
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Coz She cuts hair  She cuts hair
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And acid-wash is what she likes to wear 
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When she cuts hair

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Dreaming 'bout the places we would go
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It'd be like I won the lotto
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I would have tickets on myself

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If I offered my love and kisses
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Would she come at me with her scissors?
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Love's declaration could be bad for my health

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A mutual friend tells me, "Aww, she won't go for you Daz!"
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But I say I couldn't care
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'Cause she cuts hair She cuts hair
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You could almost taste the peroxide in the air 
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When she cut hair

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And all I've got to show
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Is a five dollar photo from the night club window  oh oh oh Ahhh Ahhh

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The sun is shining as I open my door
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The neighbours wave as they water their lawns
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I had to tell her I knew it was time

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I'd go to the salon And there I would wait for her lunch hour
    F#m 
She wouldn't be late
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My mouth went dry as I practiced my lines

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As the town-hall clock struck three I delivered my soliloquy
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She wouldn't give the time of day to me But she gave my pride
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A short back and sides Short back and sides
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She gave my pride A short back and sides
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Short back and sides Short back and sides
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Now when I pass her way I'll always try and hide

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