"Bad Toupee" by Lazy Susan Transcribed by Dan Meijer Dan's Tab Archive http://www.zip.com.au/~dm/tabs/ A really simple song, again thats the beauty of pop! Where the F is marked with a *, it means play the fulle barre chord, and hammer your finger on to the 6th string 1st fret from the open string for the little riff effect that Pete plays. G I am soft from my life and too soft for a wife I know C B I'll never have, but that's not so bad. G 'Cos I won't change a thing, I won't lift a finger more C B than I have to, just to get through. Am Em D Am I could say a lot about being in a rut Em D if I hadn't already forgot. Am G/B C Wouldn't you know it? G C Some avoid things for weeks out of fear of getting too familiar. B "'Cos that's what kills ya". G But I'll take dull routine over magazines that tell me C B "What to do when you get run thru". Am Em D Am If I never move from this spot I'll be safe Em D from hurting you and making mistakes. Am G/B C So I'm never moving. G C G C If I can spot a bad toupee on some poor sucker miles away, F* how come I couldn't spot this going wrong, D I couldn't stop this coming G C G C On and on in TV shows, in books I read and videos, F* I don't know how to ever get it back, D Am G/B C it's just a long day turning black. B Em She must know I'm not sleeping Am C D and I can hear her press the handset to her ear, Em Am C and close the front door with no tears and put the car into G C G C F* D first gear. G C G C If I can spot a bad toupee on some poor sucker miles away, F* how come I couldn't spot this going wrong, D I couldn't stop this coming G C G C On and on in TV shows, in books I read and videos, F* I don't know how to ever get it back, D G C G F* D it's just a long day turning black.