Lazy Susan – Fake Our Deaths (Andrews/Lazy Susan) This is just the basic chord part of the song. I’m not sure if all the chords are right. I think the slide guitar that runs throughout implies some different harmonies. D Bm She wants to fake our deaths and move interstate D Bm We can start up again and maybe change both our names E7 Gmaj7 But there’s no time, there’s no time. D Bm She’s got some brochures of some fine plastic surgeons D Bm You know the ones where rich widows go in easy, free Mexico E7 Gmaj7 But I like my face fine CHORUS Bm D7 G Gmaj7 I’m quite sure she’s a sandwich short of a loaf Bm D7 G Gmaj7 But I’d do anything to touch the hem of her coat Bm E7 Gmaj7 D D/C# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Bm E7 Gmaj7 A A7 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh D Bm She’s gonna hold her breath until her demands are met D Bm I feel like Patty Hearst, she’s turning blue to burst E7 Gmaj7 So I fold every time CHORUS G E A D D/C# G All the books and all the buildings men created for themselves E A D D/C# G Could burn up or be torn down, I wouldn’t lift a hand to help E A D D/C# G A A7 ‘Cause for the first time in my life I’ve found the answer out myself INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (same chords as verses) E7 Gmaj7 Oh but I fold every time CHORUS