The Lucksmiths - Fiction Closing track from their 2005 release Warmer Corners Corrections or comments to jdpthogATgmailDOTcom Written down here, gentle reader G It seems too good to be true Cmaj7 But there's a girl in Kansas City G With my favourite tattoo Am C G Oh why would I lie to you? Cmaj7 G x2 Cmaj7 This was in another century G Somewhere near the summer's end Cmaj7 The fahrenheit was frightening G I was awake the whole weekend Cmaj7 Invited to a barbecue G I found refuge in the kitchen Cmaj7 Discussing post-war US literature G With a girl whose upper arm read "fiction" Am C G Like it might have been typewritten Cmaj7 G x2 Cmaj7 I asked her its significance G She said she sometimes took reminding Cmaj7 What she wanted to be doing G Whether reading it or writing Cmaj7 I admitted admiration G For both typeface and intent Cmaj7 And said more softly - sotto voce - G I knew too well what she meant Am C G She just smiled, And in a while she went Dm Am G For a time I forgot this ever took place She left her bottle on the bookcase Cmaj7 G x6 Cmaj7 So though I leave you little option G But to take me at my word Cmaj7 I assure you, dearest listener G That it happened as you've heard Cmaj7 A beer left on a bookshelf G At a bygone barbecue Cmaj7 By a girl from Kansas City G With my favourite tattoo Am C G Oh why would I lie to you? Am C G Oh why would I lie to you? Am C G Oh why would I lie?