Macintyre Transcribed by Owen Marriott [me@owenm.co.uk] All barre chords in this one, kids! Start those finger exercises.. G C Far from handsome Em G Close to ugly C I pull my pants on Em G I don’t look lovely C Em G I wear a singlet underneath my shirt C Em I tuck it in at all times Am C And as the plot gets thicker Am C D# D The hair on top gets thinner G C G C I’m not happy but I’m near enough [etc - with G C repeated] G Misunderstood C Em Much overweight G C My eyesight’s good Em But it’s not great G C Em G I read my horoscope today C Em What have I got to hope for? Am C Daydreaming as I do the dishes Am C D# D Of cuddles and kisses for Mr and Mrs G C G C I’m not happy but I’m near enough [etc - with G C repeated] Em C G Half-past eleven at the Clare Castle Em C G Bm Another day, another drink, another debacle Em C G Sunlight makes the empty glasses sparkle C G I hardly notice C G I’m hopeless C Em I couldn’t save myself to save myself Break: G C x lots G C G I’m not happy but I’m near enough