DOROTHY PARKER'S HAIR (Peter O'Doherty) As performed by Mental As Anything From the 1998 Festival CD "Garage" D93492 © Syray Music 1998 Transcribed by Justin Watson, mentalman@bigpond.com Any comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. E E A E E E A E E Of all the theatre critics A________________E _Dorothy was the worst E She could be most sarcastic A_________________E _And cruel and perverse E_________________A____________________B If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine CHORUS ________E________A________B________E________A___B Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless _____________E_____B Just like my hippy brother Chris's If she was pessimistic She was the humorist kind She wrote sad short stories With the funniest lines If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS E A__________B__E Laa la la la la A B__________E Laa la la la la |A///|B///|E///|A///| |B///|E///|B///|////| Up in the old Algonquin Talking verse and in rhyme Drinking around the table Every lunch time If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS x 2 E A__________B__E Laa la la la la A B__________E Laa la la la la |A///|B///|E///|A///| |B///|___E__A__B La la la la ||:E///|A///|B///: ||