Mental As Anything - GARAGELAND
INTRO	F# 	E9	F#	E9	F#	E9	F#

           F#		  E9			E		       F#	
I'm a sales manager  kitchenware it's   not as bad as it sounds

F#		        E9                   D                    A		   A	       D		
I wear a suit the girls are cute I push em all around 

F#                            E9                 E                    F#				
I got a nice house I only go out to work related functions 

F#                         E9                    D                       A
I got a new car as neat as a pin it goes when I get in


D	     A		D	   A
Help me Jesus


F#                             E9			      E		    F#
I'm never alone in my cozy home I've got a radio and a TV

F#			E9			D			A
Iv'e got two kids a boy and a girl they both look just like me


D	     A		D      A	A7( for two beats)
Help me Jesus	help me


CHORUS
B		      E		       A			F#
Hey there I'm a salary man I live out west in garageland

B			E		    A			    F#		
Doing alright I'm a family man I'm sitting out here in garage land

F#7 (for two beats)

F#			E9		        E		       F#
It's hot out here I need a beer it's a long way from the sea

F#		       E9		D		      A		D	A
But there's no crime on my lawn it's not to rough for me

F#					     E9		        E		   F#
Theres a heat haze hanging in the dirty sky like a warm and hairy blanket

F#		       E9		     D		      A
Give me a beer a whisky or a gin I don't care I'll drink it

D	    A		D	A
Help me Jesus	help 	me


CHORUS



I'll retire with a lump sum payment adequate pension

la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Somewhere nice on the mid north coast a holiday house a car and a boat

LEAD BREAK

       F#		E9		    E			 F#
I'm sales manager kitchenware it's not as bad as it sounds
F#		        E9		  D	         A		D	A 
I wear a suit the girls are cute I push em around 
F#		   E9			    E			     F#
I'm getting so fat my wife doesn't mind we do it in the dark
F# 			  E9			     E			     F#
Don't talk too much we've said enough but she still makes me laugh

D	    A		D     A		D	    A
Help me Jesus	help me	help me Jesus

CHORUS  X 2



END BREAK