Tripod - I Hate Your Family



C E7


[C]I'm lighting a [G]candle as I’m [E7]looking through my [F]window
To the town [C]square, the snow covered  [G]streets are lonely and [F]bare, yeah,
[C]The town christmas [E7]tree wings mockingly at [F]me,
'Cos I  [Fm]should be spending [G]christmas with [Dm]you [Am] [G]
[F]I wrap my [G]last gift and put the  [Am]celo[G]tape a[F]way
[Dm]I check the [G]answering machine, [Am] [Am7] [Am] [G]
[F]And in the [G]distance a [Am]ch[G]oir [F]sings
A[G]bout the joy that Christmas brings


[C]But it's [G]makin' me feel [F]blue
'Cos I [C]should be spending [G]Christmas with [F]you
But it [C]breaks my heart 'cos [E7]that's the place I [Am]just [G]can't
[F]be...
[G]'Cos I hate your family. [F] [F/E] [F] [F/E] etc....[G]


[C]The day I met [G]you, I knew [E7]you could get me [F]through
When we're a[C]lone my world is  comp[G]lete your all that [F]need
[C]But when your family [G]call, they [E7]shit me up the [F]wall
Spending time with them just [G]makes my brain [C]bleed.


[G]And its makin' me feel [F]blue
'Cos I [C]should be spending [G]Christmas with [F]you
But I’d [C]rather string my [E7]nuts up to a [Am]Christ[G]mas [F]tree
[G]'Cos I hate your family


[Dm]the night I first [G]met them, the [Am]dog [G]was [F]drunk, and your
[Dm]Father [G]threatened me with a knife, [Am] [Am7] [Am] [G]
[F]Your sister [G]showed me her coll[Am]ection [G]of [F]eels
And [G]what she did then will stay with me for life. [C] [G]


And it's [F]makin' me spew (spe-e-e-e-e-ew),
'Cos I [C]should be spending [G]Christmas with [F]you
But I’d [C]rather drink a [E7]tumbler full of [Am]wal[G]rus [F]wee
[G]'Cos I hate your family


[C]With your [G]brother doing dick [F]tricks at the table
[C]I can't believe your [G]mum asked me to play [F]spin the bottle


I’d [C]rather be en[E7]closed in a box of [Am]kill[G]er [D7]bees,
Yeah I’d [C]rather be a[E7]ttacked by giant [Am]chim[G]pan[D7]zees,
Yeah I’d [C]rather wear a [E7]suit designed by [Am]Jen[G]ny [F]Kee [Fm]


Your [C]mum [G]is [F]dumb, and your [C]dad [G]is [F]mad
[G]And that’s why I’m so sad [C]    [F] [F/E] [F] [F/E] etc....[G]



[C] [G] [F] [C] [G] [F] [G] [C]



Questions? Comments?
podsterr@hotmail.com