Tripod - Josephine


Tabbed by Ellen


[G]Josephine, I have [D]been, pretty [Em]keen, saw you in a maga[Am]zine,
Jose[C]phine


"Yeah, she was a model"
"No, she entered one of those desperate and dateless ads in the paper mate"


I just [G]knew, it was [D]you, who could [Em]do, all the things I need ya [Am]to


"You mean like the dishes and that"
"No, he means sexual things"
"No, I actually mean the dishes"
"Right"


It was [C]you


[F]Walkin' down the esplenade on [C]Sunday morning/night/afternoon
[G]Bought a bottle of wine and went to
[F]Luna park/the doctor/watch them film the secret life of us
[F]Then we sang our song it was a [C]happy tune


"How'd it go again, what was it?"


Um, too [G]too too too too too too too too


[F]"What?"


No, I think it was spirits of the forest can you hear me


"No no no, it wasn't that"


[C]And then Jackie had to pick up the furni[D]ture


"It's something like that"
"Oh"


I would ask you to [G]marry me, if it wasn't for my [D]allergy,
let me give you an a[Am]nalogy
If I was a fish and you were [C]algae
Of course I'd need to be a [G]fish that was al[D]lergic to the
[Em]type of algae in this a[Am]nalogy
And that's why you can [C]marry me, Jose[D]phine


"That doesn't mean anything"
[G]"Whose story is this anyway?"
"It's mine/mine/mine"


Jose[G]phine, I have [D]touched seen heard
With my [Em]crutch bean word
And my [E7]dutch clean bird


-Expletives expletives-
"It's not working"
"Look. lets just wind it up"
"Yep"


Baby if you were from [G]Staffordshire, the I couldn't [D]have ya here
But Josephine your not [Am]terrier, 'cos all my friends would [C]laugh at yer
Of course you'd need to be the [G]kind of dog that
[D]everyone app[Em]roved of and then I could [Am]have ya here
And that's why we can [C]marry yer, Jose[D]phine


"So Josephine's a dog?"
"No, it's an analogy"
"Yeah, she's a [D9]fish, you idiot"
"It's too early for this"
"For f***s sake"


Jose[G]phine



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