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SONG: Bishop = Handjob


ATRIST: TISM (aka This Is Serious Mum)


Album: The Beasts Of Suburban



Submission by Paulie Jay




INTRO


G    F     Bb      C


G    F     Bb      G


G    F     Bb      C


G    F     Bb      G



VERSE 1
G               F        Bb         C
March the seventeenth I gotta wear green


G           F     Bb      G
June the tenth I gotta love the Queen


G            F     Bb           C
Buck's night gotta be one of the blokes


G          F            Bb         G
April the first I gotta play practical jokes



C             D       F


C             D       F


   G         F               Bb             C
On Christmas day I’ve got to be nice to her mother


   G          F          Bb           G
On February fourteenth I gotta have a secret lover


   G          F            Bb      C
On New Year's Eve I got to rage


      G         F              Bb           G
On my thirtieth birthday gotta lie about my age






CHORUS


    C     Bb      G      C    Bb      G
I'm not a shining wit - I'm a whining shit






VESRE 2
G            F         Bb           C
September the first I gotta love my father


G         F       Bb             G
May the twelfth I gotta love my mother


G                 F             Bb        C
First Tuesday in November gotta go to the "Cup"


G                F            Bb            G
Last Saturday in September, I gotta throw up





CHORUS
    C     Bb      G     C     Bb      G
I'm not a shining wit - I'm a whining shit


    C     Bb      G     C     Bb      G
I'm not a shining wit - I'm a whining shit


G      G/F   G/E   G/D


G    F      G    F


G      G/F   G/E   G/D


G    F      G    F





VERSE 3
       G             F            Bb         C      G G F G F   F  G G F G F
At the moment of conception gotta follow the norm


      G                F             Bb             C        G G F G F   F  G G F G F
Gotta be like everyone else from the day that I was born


(Bass  G       F           E               Eb)   G G F G F   F  G G F G F
Gotta live my life by the calender on the fridge


      G       F          Bb         C            G G F G F   F  G G F G F
Gotta die the day that I pay off my mortgage



C        Bb       G
Life's a piece of shit woah woah woah
C        Bb       G
Open the vein and slit woah woah woah
C        Bb       G
Life's a piece of shit woah woah woah
C        Bb       G
Gone and stepped in it woah woah woah
    C     Bb      G   F
I'm not a shining wit woah -oh -oh
C     Bb      G    F
I'm a whining shit yeah -ah -ah
    C     Bb      G   F
I'm not a shining wit woah -oh -oh
C     Bb       tacit
I'm a whining shit