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SONG: Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt


ARTIST: TISM  (aka This Is Serious Mum)


ALBUM: Beasts Of Suburban



Submission by Paulie Jay





INTRO


G             C           F            G
Imagine how I felt


G             C           F            G
Imagine how I felt




VERSE 1


G                   Eb           G          Eb
Well Where did my illusions go?


                    G       Eb       C/E      F      
I found out Michael Jackson ain't no longer a Negro;


G                   Eb            G          Eb
I found he does his moonwalk with mechanical help


G                 Eb       C/E     F 
Goebbels used the Big Lie, Jackson used a belt


G             C           F            G


G                     Eb           G          Eb
Don't think I'll ever be the same


            G      Eb    C/E           F 
I found out Johnny isn't Diesel's real name


             G       Eb         G              Eb
I found that half of Hip Hop is just senseless rhyming


G        Eb           C/E            F 
New Kids On The Block weren't really miming






CHORUS
G             C
Imagine how I felt


       F                          G      
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt


G             C
Imagine how I felt


       F                          G      
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt





VERSE2


G                  Eb          G          Eb
There's a question I'd like to pose


         G      Eb               C/E F
How come God is acting like he's Axl Rose?


        G         Eb             G        Eb
How can Public Enemy affront the middle class?


        G         Eb              C/E            F
How can Sinead O'Connor shave her head when it's up her arse?





MIDDLE


Bb     G
          Oh Michael, I believed 
Bb     G
      The greatest moon walk I'd ever seen
Bb     G
         And then I read in a magazine
Bb     G
   It's done with machines


      C                Eb
I can take his plastic surgery
      G                     Bb
I can take the manufactured lunacy
        C                                Eb
But his nose ain't the only thing that's not for real 
   G                 Bb
My hero moonwalks on cogs and wheels!
   D
On cogs! Cogs! Cogs and wheels!


C/E                 G
C/E                 G
C/E                 G
C      Dm    C/E    F
G G/B   C   A/C#    D



CHORUS


G             C           F            G
Imagine how I felt


G             C           F            G
Imagine how I felt


G             C
Imagine how I felt


       F                          G      
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt


G             C
Imagine how I felt


       F                          G      
When I heard of Michael Jackson's conveyor belt


D