Dave Warner Australian Heat G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % Well my phone gave a tingle ‘bout a half past four, I was lying kinda naked on the bathroom floor G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % A girl’s voice breathing deep says I’ve been watching you, from my 5th floor kitchen window got an unobstructed view C Am C Am % % G Em G Em % % She says, you know Dave, ain’t you a trifle indiscreet, what’s your explanation, I says, Australian Heat D C G [hold] And it’ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there’s just no escaping this Australian Heat G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % I’m cruising up Nepean Highway about three a.m., well the bee became a duddeck and the duddeck became phlegm G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % Cruising in the cool breeze looking for a place to spit, tried to squeeze it out my window, but I knew it wouldn’t fit C Am C Am % % G Em G Em % % This car pulls up beside, police whatcha doing on the street, well I’m trying to get away from this confounded heat D C G [hold] And it’ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there’s just no escaping this Australian Heat G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % My wiper drags a moth with a suicidal thud, and Mortein kinda smashed that mozzie pipeline to my blood G Em G Em % % G Em G Em % % I try to read a Playboy but my eyes are just too sore, I keep a-thinking ‘bout that penthouse on the 5th floor C Am C Am % % G Em G Em % % I get up in the middle of the night, maybe I get a bite to eat, I can’t help always thinking ‘bout, rubbing up my meat D C G [hold] And it’ll penetrate your body from your nose down to your feet, there’s just no escaping this Australian Heat Tabbed by Danny Lloyd