#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #--------------------- www.ozmusic-central.com.au/oztabs ----------------------# Weddings Parties Anything - Cheap Brandy & Foundation Written by James Stewart and Mick Thomas Intro G Am G D G She kept him G C Locked up in the backroom 'Cause he liked G C drinking dawn 'til dusk G G(F#) Em She'd get high on telly and he'd get C D down on a four buck cask The roof it leaked and the doors all creaked The garden overgrown And the floor boards all had rotted under where the bath had overflown (and it's got that…) Chorus Bm Em Bm Em Sweet smell reminds you of cheap brandy and foundation And the C C(B) Am Em D G Urn upon the wall is a souvenir from a cremation C D G Cheap brandy and foundation Now in the space at the back of the place Where there used to be a yard There's about four blades of grass three million diet ales And a bicycle mudguard The clothes line had an accident Now it's lying on the ground And beneath it there's a radio that'll Never make a sound (and it's got that…) They got a garge with a car inside And it's tyres all are flat And the front doors open backwards And its contains an old felt hat And the band still shines from brilliantine That a slickened fridge left there And upon the floor three old brown shoes that would Never make a pair (and it's got that…) Now Their life is just like that Old car that sits out there They don't bother to restore it They think that it's way beyond repair Dinga