Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song   - Caring Understanding Nineties Type
Submitted by: Russell Edwards (russell@ease.com.au)

[C]I was booked to play at this juppie joint
Juppie fuckin’ [G]forum
Dripping gold and dribblin’ shit
And mobile phones [C]galore
And all them juppie poofters poncing ‘round
Juppie sheilas look like [G]dogs
The kind you wouldn’t fuck on a footy trip
Nah hang on, [C]yes you would

Well anyhow, look I don’t even know what juppie means
And I hate effeminate [G]blokes
And when I told him I’m gunna sing a couple a fuck songs
I nearly choked the [C]bloke
That was supposed to introduce me
To them juppies while I [F]sung
So I walked out and intro[C]duced meself
Said [G]g’day[NC], I’m a [C]cunt

Chorus:
I’m a [C]caring understanding nineties [G]type		(cunt)
You can call me [NC]cunt				(cunt)
[G]But that’s [C]alright
Ask anyone who know me, been a (cunt) all me [F]life
I’m a [G]caring understanding nineties [C]type		(cunt)

Well [C]you coulda heard a faggot fart
But that shut them juppies [G]up
And I said I hope I haven’t made a fuckin’ prick o’ meself
About me song about being a [C]cunt
But if ya wanna join in, I’ll sing it again
And explain just what it’s [F]like
To be a [G]caring understanding nineties [C]type

Chorus

Break:
[per last verse]
[D]

And [D]all me mates are cunts as well
And they’re all coming here [A]tonight
A full bus load of caring understanding nineties [D]types
So you juppies and fags and snags hang around
And we’ll have some fucking [G]fun
And [A]you’ll find out why me and me mates are called a mob of [D]cunts

Chorus		(with “We’re all”)			+ 1 tone

Chorus		(Repeat “Cunt” throughout) 		+ 1 tone

I’m a [A]caring understanding nineties [D]type		x 2
C, C, C, C, C, C, Cunt