Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song: Dick On Her Mind
Album: Born again piss tank
Transcribed by Ian... juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au

G'day KBW fans, here's another easy song by Kev.
I transribed this one as a request, hope you blokes can make good use of it, enjoy.
I've transcribed the song by the actual chords played by CD best I could tell.
But if ya check the bottom I wrote out an easier version of the chords in an open format.
I find this an easier way to play it whilst playing solo.


Strum pattern Verse 1:
xxx denotes palm muted strum, just let the root chord ring slightly.
      E               A       B       E
    v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^
e |---7----7----7----7----5----5----7----7----7--------------------------
b |-x-9--x-9--x-9--x-9--x-5--x-5--x-7--x-7--x-9--------------------------
g |-x-9--x-9--x-9--x-9--x-6--x-6--x-8--x-8--x-9--------------------------
d |-x-9--x-9--x-9--x-9--x-7--x-7--x-9--x-9--x-9--------------------------
a |---7----7----7----7----7----7----9----9----7-......- and so on -------
E |-----------------------5----5----7----7-------------------------------

Strum Pattern Verse 2:
      F               A#      C       F
    v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^  v ^
e |---8----8----8----8----6----6----8----8----8--------------------------
b |-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-6--x-6--x-8--x-8--x-10-------------------------
g |-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-7--x-7--x-9--x-9--x-10-------------------------
d |-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-8--x-8--x-10-x-10-x-10-------------------------
a |---8----8----8----8----8----8----10---10---8-......- and so on -------
E |-----------------------6----6----8----8-------------------------------


Intro:

E   A B    E   A B


Verse 1:
E                          A              B               E            A   B
We both worked in woolies, i was stackin' fridges she was checkouts,
    E                               A                  B               E           A   B
And she had all the goodies, like a pair a tits that'd poke ya fuckin' eyes out.
A                                                          E         A   B
She had all the fellas, every Tom, Dick, n, Harry sniffin' 'round,
        E                           B                              E      B A E
But she arse'oled Tom 'n Harry, and Dick is all she ever thinks of now.


Chorus 1:
              E                              A E
And she's got Dick on her mind all the time,
                                                     B
She holds him and she kisses him and squeezes him so tight,
         E                                 A
And when he don't feel like stayin' up she tucks him in sometimes,
                E           B            E       A  C
'cause shes got Dick on her mind all the time.


Verse 2:
   F                                         A#           C             F           A# C
It seems that she's consumed by Dick, 'cause all she ever does is talk about him,
    F                        A#             C                 F        A# C
And if he ever broke it off, could she ever learn ta live without him.
    A#                                                                                 F      A# C
But she's got him there right in her hand, and with her grip she knows that he'll come quick,
        F                       C                                F      C A# F
And she knows inside herself, inspite herself it must be hard on Dick.


Chorus 2:
              F                              A# F
And she's got Dick on her mind all the time,
                                                     C
She holds him and she kisses him and squeezes him so tight,
         F                                 A#
And when he don't feel like stayin' up she tucks him in sometimes,
                F           C            F       C A# F
'cause shes got Dick on her mind all the time.


Play Chorus 2 a coupl'a times and fade.


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Here's my open chord version,
Good and easy for pissin' on,
Especially when ya gettin' pretty sloshed:

    E   A   B   F   A#  c
e |-0---0---2---1---1---0---
b |-0---2---4---1---3---1---
g |-1---2---4---2---3---0---
d |-2---2---4---3---3---2---
a |-2---0---0---3---1---3---
E |-0-----------1-----------