Song   -  Five Second Foreplay
Artist -  Kevin Bloody Wilson
Transcribed by Ian... juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au

G'day, an easy one from Kev (legend) himself.
Transcribed as a request, enjoy.
Listen to song for strum patterns.

         A
Well its one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
       A
that's all the time it takes to turn,
  E
a red hot lover on, and its
A
one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come.

    A
The band shut down at eleven,

she had to be home by twelve,
        D
and its five minutes flatout to seven mile hill,
                                A
and thats goin' like a bat outa hell,

got all ya gear ripped off before ya got there,

got the old fella pumped and primed,
        D                         A
got 'er legs spread eagled in the side of the dash,
        E                A
and i'm gonna get a fuck tonight.

       A
So its one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
       A
all it took was a couple of bundy and cokes,
      E
and a smoke ta turn 'er on, and its
A
one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come.

       A
On the first step ya fuck in a brothel,

on the red light side of town,
       D
and ya hard ons givin' you a hernia,
                             A
and ya ball bags weighin' ya down,

and ya waitin' ya turn in the end of the queue,

got ya old fella pumped and primed,
D                        A
haven't had a wank since smoko,
     E                A
been savin' it up for tonight.

        A
and its one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
   A
if you say fuck how long it takes,
   E
to bang a franga on, and its
A
one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come.


instrumental (played same chords as a verse)

        A
All the ritual root on pay days,

after commin' home pissed from the pub,
       D
and ya dreamin' 'bout Dolly Parton,
                             A
slappin' it tryin' ta get it up,

but ya fulla than a bishop's ball bag,

and ya tryin' ta tuck it in with ya thumbs,
D                              A
whack 'er on the arse with the knob of yer cock,
E                               A
--grunt--fart--burp-- you awake love?

         A
Then its one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
  A
i think i felt her move i think ive,
E
really turned her on, and its
A
one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come.

       A
So its one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
    A
she mumbles somethin' dirty i think i've,
E
really turned her on, and its
A
one, two, three, four,
D
five second foreplay,
A               E        E    F
who gives a fuck, here i come,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come,
A           E        A
ready or not, here i come.