Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song   - Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Submitted by: Russell Edwards (russell@ease.com.au)

Chorus:
[A]Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock o’ shit
[D]We all work for [A]Santa Claus, we’ve [B7]had enough we [E]quit
‘Cause [A]we do all the fucking work, while he stars in the show
[D]Stick[NC] ya Christmas [A]up[NC] your arse, [E]ho ho fucking [A]ho

I’m [A]Rudolph and I quit, just who’s he think he [D]is
That [E]little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, cracking that fucking [A]whip
And me stuck up the front, of these other useless [D]cunts
[E]Stick[NC] ya Christmas [E]up[NC] your arse, [E]ho ho fucking [A]ho

Chorus

And [A]what about us elves, we’ve had enough as [D]well
[E]Workin’ in that freezin’ factory, cold as fuckin’ [A]hell
Workin’ ‘till we drop, with our bollocks freezin’ [D]off
[E]Stick[NC] ya Christmas [E]up[NC] your arse, [E]ho ho fucking [A]ho

Chorus

I’m [A]Santa Clauses wife, I know what he’s really [D]like
[E]Sneaking into them little kids rooms, he’s a fuckin’ pedo[A]phile
A devious old drunk, and I’m married to the [D]cunt
So [E]stick[NC] ya Christmas [E]up[NC] your arse, [E]ho ho fucking [A]ho

Chorus

[D]Stick[NC] ya Christmas [A]up[NC] your arse, [E]ho ho fucking [A]ho	x 2