Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song - Kristmas Without Snow
Album - Kev's Kristmas Album
Transcribed by - Ian...
juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au 02/jan/06

G'day KBW fans. Check this one out. It's pretty easy to learn.
Here's how the intro riff solo roughly goes using mainly your 4th
finger over the open D chord. In the original this is of course
played with 2 guitars:
          D   D   D   D
e |-------2-------------------------
b |-------3-------------------------
g |-------2-2-----------------------
d |-----3-0---3-2-0---0-3-2-0-3-0---
a |-3---------------3---------------
E |---------------------------------
This varys slightly through the song and aint too easy so just play
it so it sounds ok and it don't matter if it aint perfect. Verse 4
plays the intro riff over E but I cant work it out solo so dont try
to solo it, just strum E and play on.
Good to here from yoos all. Enjoy.


Play intro riff:

Chorus 1:
               D
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,
               G                D
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,

You'll know Santa's comin' when ya
               A
hear him ho ho ho.
               D
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,
               G                D
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,

You'll know Santa's comin' when ya
 A             D     intro riff
hear him ho ho ho.


Verse 1:
D
Snow was a filthy old bastard,
    G                  D
and gettin' worse with age,
  G                   D
A dirty old man but a funny old cunt,
E           A
Twisted and depraved.
        D
But the young mums loved old snow,
          G                 D
'cause he looked like santa clause,
           G                        D
and they'd bring their kids to meet him,
       A              D
and to hear him ho ho ho.


Play Chorus 1 then itro riff:


Verse 2:
And snow would con them young mums,
ta sit on santa's knee,
Snow loved them bouncin' young mums bums,
The fuckin' filty sleaze,
But all the young mums loved him too,
and they loved to sit with Snow,
And Snow 'd bounce 'em up and down,
and you'd hear him ho ho ho.


Play Chorus 1 then intro riff:


Verse 3:
And Snow just couldn't help himself,
The deviate old prick,
and with them young mums bouncin' on his knee,
he'd be fumblin' for his zip,
then he'd casually take the young mum's hand,
and move it nice and slow,
then drop it on his floppy cock,
and you'd hear him ho ho ho.


Play Chorus 1 then go to E:


Verse 4:
   E
So all you young mums listen,
    A                  E
and next time that you pause,
      A                      E
for a grubby little man with dribble on his beard,
    F#              B
who says he's santa clause,
       E
And if he starts talkin' dirty,
     A                    E
then you'll know that its Snow,
    A                   E
and you'll know santa's commin' when ya
B              E
here him ho ho ho


Chorus 2:
               E
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,
               A                E
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,

You'll know Santa's comin' when ya
               B
here him ho ho ho.
               E
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,
               A                E
It wouldn't be Kristmas without Snow,

You'll know Santa's comin' when ya
B              E
here him ho ho ho.


Repeat Chorus2

     E
Yeah you'll know santa's commin' when ya
B        A     E     A   E
here him ho ho ho


Chords used:
     D  G  A  E  F# B
e |--2--3--0--0--2--2--
b |--3--0--2--0--2--4--
g |--2--0--2--1--3--4--
d |--0--0--2--2--4--4--
a |-----2--0--2--4--2--
E |-----3-----0--2-----