Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song   - My Grandfather's Cock
Album  - Let Loose Live in the Outback

Transcribed by Ian... juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au
G'day fella's,
First of all I must say that Kev Rulz and I'm tryin' to learn all his songs. (yeah right, never happen.)
I'm also happy with all the emails I'm getting.  Yous are Legends.  Keep sending them.
I've got a couple of requests now and am working on them now.  Rippa!
Have fun with this one, it's not as commonly known but it's bloody good.


How to play this song...

2/4 time 2 bar intro:
    A               A
e ------0-------0-------0-------0-----
b --------2-------2-------2-------2---     play twice!
g ------------------------------------
d ----2-------2-------2-------2-------
a --0-------0-------0-------0---------
E ------------------------------------

Verse 1 played like this:
v = played with a down pick/strum
^ = played with an up strum
    A       E       A       D       A       E       A       A
    v v v ^ v v v ^ v v v ^ v v v ^ v v v ^ v v v ^ v v v v v
e ------0-0-------------0-0-----2-2-----0-0-----------0-0-0-0x---
b ------2-2-----0-0-----2-2-----3-3-----2-2-----0-0---2-2-2-2x---
g ------2-2-----1-1-----2-2---2-2-2-----2-2-----1-1---2-2-2-2x---
d ----2---------2-2---2-----0---------2---------2-2---2-2-2-2x---
a --0---------2-----0---------------0---------2-----0------------
E ----------0-------------------------------0--------------------
   (If you can master this the rest should come quite easily.
        The next verses get easier to strum.)

A to Cdrop part at end of verse 1:        C to Adrop part at end of verse 2:
    A A A A A Cdrop C                         C C C C C Adrop A
e --0-0-0-0-0-------0-----                e --0-0-0-0-0-------0-----
b --2-2-2-2-2-------1-----                b --1-1-1-1-1-------2-----
g --2-2-2-2-2-------0-----                g --0-0-0-0-0-------2-----
d --2-2-2-2-2-------2-----                d --2-2-2-2-2-------2-----
a --0-0-0-0-0-3\0-3-3-----                a --3-3-3-3-3-3-2-0-0-----  
E ------------------------                E ------------------------


Play Intro:

Verse 1:
   A             E           A          D
My Grandfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dicky and it
A              E           A
hardly took up any room at all.
      A          E         A               D
Had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you 
A                    E                 A
should have seen the size of Grandad's balls.
         A                        D               A
He had a horn on the morn' of the day that he was born
                                      E
and 'though it was erect you couldn't see.
          A             E          A            D
'Cause my Grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisser but his
A                  E              A
clangers they were hanging to his knees.
  A                     silent
A tiny wee appendage... (not a cock not a cock)
   A                            silent
An inch from end to end it's... (not a cock, not a cock)
       A      E             A           D
Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart
       A    E      A to Cdrop
On the old, man's, nuts.


Verse 2:
C   C   C   C
        C             G          C           F
Well my Grandfather's cock was a huge mother fucker and his
C          G              C
Pecker was erect or so to say.
    C                        G     C                        F
And you should have seen the head, you should have seen the neck
        C             G              C
Used to take me for a wrestle in the hay.
      C                          F                 C
Had a head like a steer nothin' 'tween the fuckin' ears,
                                   G
You should have seen that god damn neck.
       C          G           C              F
Like a giant of a man, with a pumpkin in his hands,
         C               G               C
Get that pumpkin fuckin' pumpin' near to death.
    C
You should have seen that darn thing... (what a cock, what a cock)
C
Rearin' like a mustang... (what a cock, what a cock)
       C     G     C               F
It was wild, mean, oiled up in his jeans
         C            G               C to Adrop
Woop 'er tail let 'er out and let 'er ride.


Verse 3:
A   A   A   A
        A             E             A              D        
Well my Grandfather's cock was just average for an aussie,
A                E      A          A A
Weighed I s'pose 30, 40 pounds.
    A           E                    A               D
And overall his old fella was just a couple of inches,
       A                     E               A
Just a couple of inches from draggin' on the ground.
      A                        D             A
Had a vein in it's neck like a fuckin' opera singer,
                              E
And a head like an old school bell.
      A               E               A              D
And a pair of leather knackers like a ringers saddle bags,
          A              E             A
Picked up ribbons at the royal show as well.
     A
Fair dinkum mate I kid you not... (what a cock, what a cock)
A
Just an average aussie cock... (what a cock what a cock)
A             E            A        D
And he still, ploughs, an acre everyday
          A            E             A  E A
Crawlin' 'round on his hands and his knees.


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