Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson Song: Pussy Tricks Album: Let Loose Live in the Outback Transcribed by Ian... juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au 02/jan/06 G'day again KBW loyal followers. Here's a beauty from the Let Loose Live Album. It has silent (no strum) parts, listen to the song to work them out. I haven't marked them in. If you have seen him live or the live DVD you'll see his expressions for the "Like This" parts. Keep the emails kummin' and enjoy. C F I was sittin' back stage shittin' me self in the Jerry Springer Show, G C The missus said she wanted ta tell me sometin' and she wanted the world ta know, F So while she was outside gettin' 'er makeup on I stared across the room and seen, G C This fuckin' A grade 10 and a half and she was starin' back at me. G But she was standin' upside down on 'er head with her legs spread in the air, C And the primal urge surged when I seen she weren't wearin' any underwear, Am C So I asked why she's standin' on 'er head like that and did she know she weren't wearin' any knickers, D G She said I'm goin' on the Jerry Springer Show, 'cause I do pussy tricks. D G I said what??? she said I do pussy tricks... F C I do pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks, like stuff you've never seen, F Pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks, and I'm gonna be on TV, A# And I'll blow smoke rings from a big cigar, just like Monica did, C F G... Fair dinkum fuckin' amazing pussy tricks. C G Then she told me what her name was, so I told her mine, C And she apologised for standin' on her head like that n' she was waitin' for her make up ta dry, F Then she asked would I mind if she practised, huh, would I fuckin' mind, G C So I kicked the door shut and pulled up a chair, and said, "nwaaa allright". Am C Then she stood on 'er head and said hey Kev, watch this one wadda ya think, D G And I near pole vaulted outa me chair, that pussy started winkin', D G Like this... that pussy started winkin'. F C And she done pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks like stuff I've never seen, F Pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks 'cause she's gonna be on TV, A# And she blows smoke rings from a big cigar, just like MOnica did, C F G... Fair dinkum fuckin' amazing pussy tricks. C G Then she asked me to move in closer, and she said hey Kev watch this, C And I swear as good as I'm standin', that pussy blew me a kiss, Like this... F And what she done next ya wouldn't beleive but I swear on a stack of bibles, G C She grabbed me head between here legs, and that pussy started smilin' Like this... Am C Then she asked me to stick a couple a' fingers in, couple a' fingers fuckin' 'ell, D G My mates aint gonna believe me, that cunt could whistle as well, D G That cunt could whistle as well, F C And she done pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks like stuff I've never seen, F Pussy tricks puss puss pussy tricks a pussy winkin' back at me, A# Then she combed her hair like Elvis, and twitched 'er upper lip, Like this... C F Fair dinkum fuckin' amazing pussy tricks, tha-thank you, thank you very much, C F Fair dinkum fuckin' amazing pussy tricks. Chords used: C F G Am D A# e |--0--1--3--0--2--1-- b |--1--1--0--1--3--2-- g |--0--2--0--2--2--2-- d |--2--3--0--2--0--2-- a |--3--3--2--0-----1-- E |-----1--3-----------