Artist:          Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song:            She’s The Sorta Sheila For Me
Album:           Let loose live album
Transcribed by:  "Ian" juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au


We went and saw Kev live in February 2004… Legend!!!  Go and see him!!!  You’ll be glad ya did!!!
I’ve transcribed a few of Kev’s songs and most of ‘em are pretty easy to work out.
This one takes a bit longer to work out the words than some of his others but its a goodn.
They are good fun ta listen to whilst trying to learn them.  Just use easy strum patterns.
Listen to the song a couple of times… This is a beginner’s song as I am still learning to play a lot of stuff
but these songs are good at a piss up for a good laugh and of course, upsetting the neighbor’s e.t.c.
If any one else has any of his songs I’m interested to check out your tabs   juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au
Please excuse any foul language I typed here.  If you don't like bad language then this is NOT a song for you.
'N neither will any of his other songs.


Normal tuning use open chords

Intro: Ax4

Verse 1:
A
Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from
                               E
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 

‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one
                               A
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 

‘N’ if ya had a dog that looked like that
      D
You’d shave its arse ‘n’ teach it to walk backwards
        E
But you couldn’t teach an animal to fuck like that
                              A
So she’s the sorta sheila for me. 


Chorus:   (play this after each verse)

E     A
Yeah, she’s the sorta sheila for me
                           E
She’s the sorta sheila for me

She ain’t no fuckin’ oil paintin’ but
                           A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.


Extra verses:

Verse 2:
Well there’s no politically correct word for fuckin’ fat
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
But providing I can get drunk enough
She’s Elli McPherson when I’m upin ‘er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn’t bother tryin’ to fuck ‘er
But she’s the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 3:
She’s got B.O. and she’s got bad breath
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
She picks her nose and she’s always fartin’
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I’m fuckin’ laughin’
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 

Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain’t to pretty and she ain’t to bright
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she’s the sorta sheila for me. 
She’s got the uglies and she’s got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ‘er
So she’s the sorta sheila for me. 

play chorus twice

End verse:  (use short palm muted strums)
                  A                 A
Yeah you know the best bit is she’s deaf ‘n’ dumb
            D                    D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
       E                           E
So I’m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was

E                          A (normal strum pattern)
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
E                          A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
E                          A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.
E                          A E A
She’s the sorta sheila for me.