Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Song:   Stack The Fridge

Transcribed by: Ian... juggandjulie@supernerd.com.au

A big thanks to Adam for helping me with tabbing this song, cheers mate.
Tabbed from a live version.
Play the first two verses at around 75 beats per minute and easy flowing.
Speeds up to about 110 at "So stack the fridge" in the second verse.


Intro: E  (riff1)

E                                   A
There's an uptown party on tonight, that we're invited to,
B                                                    E
All the Jetset people there, and the finest wine and food,
                                              A
Sip some champagne snort some coke, and maybe sing sumtin' in the nude,
B                                                             E
But they can stick that trendy shit, 'cause that's not me and you.


B                              E
A night down at the local pub, is nearer what we like,
F#                                       B
Play the pinball shoot some pool, if the atmosphere is right,
E                                            A                 (pause)
But sometimes its too crowded there, or some dick head wants to fight,
   B                                                      E         (riff2)
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight.


Chorus:
A                                         E
Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight,
      F#                        B
I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather fuck than fight,
    E                                        A
And we'll get smashed on booze and hash, and then we'll screw all night,
   B                                                      E
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight.


B  B  B  E
(2 bars fill in)


E                                   A
We don't need no people 'round, for us to have some fun,
B                                               E
To me a good night out with you is stayin' home alone,
                                             A
And I'd rather share my highs with you, than share them on my own,
      B                                                       E
We'll drink some booze and smoke a joint, and turn each other on.


B                                             E
Then we'll just lay down on that big ole rug, then we'll dim the lights,
F#                          B
Stick a dirty movie on, and just wait for the high,
    E                                  A
And then we'll hump and screw and fuck untill our brains are fried,
   B                                                      E         (riff2)
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight.


Chorus:
A                                         E
Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight,
      F#                        B
I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather fuck than fight,
    E                                        A
And we'll get smashed on booze and hash, and then we'll screw all night,
   B                                                      E
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight.
   B                                                      E
So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight.
           B                                (pause)                   E
We'll just stack the fridge and stoke the bong.... we're stayin' home tonight.


chords used:
     E    A    B or B    F#
e |--0----0----1----2----2---
b |--0----2----3----0----2---
g |--1----2----3----2----3---
d |--2----2----3----1----4---
a |--2----0----1----2----4---
E |--0-------------------2---


(riff1)               (riff2)
     E                     E   to    A
e |--------0-----     e |--0---------0-----
b |--------0-----     b |--0---------2-----
g |--------1-----     g |--1---------2-----
d |--------2-----     d |--2---------2-----
a |--------2-----     a |--2-------0-0-----
E |--0-2-0-0-----     E |--0-0-2-4---------